Meatfest 2011 was officially cancelled. But a rouge celebration took place at a different undisclosed location near Montauk, NY on Labor Day. The same characters were present. Some called it Meatfest. Those who know, know this celebration as “Meatfest Cancelled”.
Your Meatfest Survival Guide
Expect a few gorgeous beach days this year for Meatfest weekend. The daytime temperature is expected to hover around 80 degrees and the water temperature is a higher than average 71 degrees, so make sure you have your favorite swimsuit picked out and ready to go. Remember, Montauk gets cold at night with temperatures around 60 degrees plus a cool ocean breeze to add a chill to the air. Bring warm clothing!
What to wear
Friday night’s dinner is cocktail party attire. Saturday and Sunday are beach attire but plan to bring long clothes to change into later in the day on the beach Sunday.
Don’t forget
As you pack your bags, here are a few things you might not want to forget to bring along with you for the weekend:
- Camera
- Bathing suit
- Sweatshirt & long pants
- Beach blanket
- Beach towel
- Sunscreen (or tanning oil)
- An umbrella (seriously… just in case)
- A flashlight if you have one
- T.P. if you’re civilized (the rest of us use the Ocean)
Meatfest XIV Statistics
The People
- 33 Attendees
- 11 Single Ladies
- 5 Single Men
The Food
- 85 lbs of Meat
- 25 lbs of Fish
- 10 lbs of Pasta
- Plus fruit, veggies, bread, and cheese
The Booze
- 360 Bottles of Beer
- 72 Bottles of Wine
- 5 Litres of Liquor
The Money As always, thank you all for trusting us with your hard earned money. We’ve put it to good use and we’re sure you’re going to enjoy.
- 43.2% Booze (incl. mixers)
- 16.6% Necessities (eg. charcoal, ice, bottled water, plates, napkins, cutlery, sanitation, etc.)
- 13.6% Meat
- 11.7% Welcome Dinner (non-mean, non-booze costs)
- 7.6% Fish
- 5.3% Other Food
- 2.1% Fruits & Veggies
MTKMF XIII – THE MOVIE
The artistic vision of 1st time MTKMF Director Caitlin Makielski
Enjoy last years extravaganza!
MTKMF XIV – Meatfest 2010 Date Set
The Fourteenth Annual Meatfest Celebration
…Just 4 months away
Welcome Dinner
Friday July 2nd • 7PM
Ditch Plains • Montauk NY
The Main Event
Sunday July 4th • Noon
Undisclosed Location • Montauk NY
We are bringing our big guns…

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