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“My Dear Sweet Meatfest” the single
“My Dear Sweet Meatfest“, a poem by Damiano C.
Special thanks to “Indian Giver“
It’s not your ordinary beach party
…this one costs a hundred bucks!
But, no worries. Now you can pay by credit card. It’s layaway for your MTKMF membership. So, if you’ve already spent your economic stimulus check on a trainer to get in shape for the event or your OMG!-no-one-will-have-this bathing-suit, Amex, Visa, and Mastercard are stepping up to the plate to take care of you.
Payment deadline for this year is June 8th. Contact your MTKMF representative for more information, or just leave a comment here.
People for a Limited Meatfest (PLM)
Meatfest is a family affair. It always has been and it always will be.
In recent years, the number of extraneous people at Meatfest has grown and the number of invites has become imbalanced among the Members (the Meatfest “family” circle). The PLM is forming to help correct the course of Meatfest’s growth to ensure all growth is “our” growth.
Members get 1 invite only (currently 5)
Committee members get 3 invites only (currently 5)
Special cases are put to a vote (all members vote)
All votes by members are multiplied by the number of Meatfest’s attended
MTKMF 2007: The Movie – Part One
The MTKMF Committee would like to thank everyone who attended this years screening for making it a huge success.
The MTKMF AV Club will be releasing the film in serial form over the next few weeks.
Please enjoy Part One of MTKMF 2007: The Movie
Committee promotes Ramsey to Member status
WASHINGTON DC. With a 2/3 vote, the MTKMF committee has elevated Minister Mat Ramsey (of the Universal Life Church Monastery) from Preferred Guest status to Member status.
Ramsey moved quickly to secure his official title as “Minister of blouse”. No committee action has been taken to approve this title.
This is the first time a Pescetarian (a fish-eating-vegetarian) has been added to the Council of Members. The council does have oversight privileges for the MTKMF annual budget. A spokesperson from the Ramsey camp stated “At this time, Minister Ramsey does not have plans to challenge overall meat spending”. However, analysts close to the situation believe a recommendation to decrease meat spending in favor of increased fish, vegetable and exotic alcoholic beverage (a staple of the ULC Monastary) spending is due from the Ramsey camp any day now.
Welcome to the MTKMF Society
The MTKMF Executive board has approved your membership to the MTKMF Society.
Your membership to the society includes full access to all mtk.mf 11 events.
mtk.mf 11 welcome dinner – Friday July 6th, Chalet Cortese
mtk.mf 11 – Saturday July 7th 12 noon, Official and Private MTKMF beach on L.I sound
mtk.mf 11 The Motion Picture, Feb 2008, Soho House Screening room.
-All events are fully catered*, including Alcohol, by the MTKMF Events division.
MTKMF Society membership is exclusive and unfortunately, although one day it will be, is not free.
The annual membership fee is $85.00 per year.
If you plan to accept your invitation of membership to the MTKMF society you must R.S.V.P. to your local MTKMF representative no later than June 25th, 2007.
Please check MTKMF.com frequently for updates and important information leading up to mtk.mf 11.
*Exorbitant prices apply to food and drinks at the Soho House