Archive for category Members

Date: June 27th, 2007
Cate: Committee, Members, People

Committee promotes Ramsey to Member status

WASHINGTON DC. With a 2/3 vote, the MTKMF committee has elevated Minister Mat Ramsey (of the Universal Life Church Monastery) from Preferred Guest status to Member status.

Ramsey moved quickly to secure his official title as “Minister of blouse”. No committee action has been taken to approve this title.

This is the first time a Pescetarian (a fish-eating-vegetarian) has been added to the Council of Members. The council does have oversight privileges for the MTKMF annual budget. A spokesperson from the Ramsey camp stated “At this time, Minister Ramsey does not have plans to challenge overall meat spending”. However, analysts close to the situation believe a recommendation to decrease meat spending in favor of increased fish, vegetable and exotic alcoholic beverage (a staple of the ULC Monastary) spending is due from the Ramsey camp any day now.

Date: June 17th, 2007
Cate: Committee, Guests, Members, People

Welcome to the MTKMF Society


The MTKMF Executive board has approved your membership to the MTKMF Society.

Your membership to the society includes full access to all 11 events. 11 welcome dinner – Friday July 6th, Chalet Cortese 11 – Saturday July 7th 12 noon, Official and Private MTKMF beach on L.I sound 11 The Motion Picture, Feb 2008, Soho House Screening room.

-All events are fully catered*, including Alcohol, by the MTKMF Events division.

MTKMF Society membership is exclusive and unfortunately, although one day it will be, is not free.

The annual membership fee is $85.00 per year.

If you plan to accept your invitation of membership to the MTKMF society you must R.S.V.P. to your local MTKMF representative no later than June 25th, 2007.

Please check frequently for updates and important information leading up to 11.

*Exorbitant prices apply to food and drinks at the Soho House