A Message from the Fallout Shelter…
So… since i’ve graduated from teaching, entering the un-tethered (and dangerously so) life of unemployment, I’ve been- mostly drunk, very ridiculous, pretty naughty, ocassionally sweet, and mostly have wreaked some serious havioc. In fact folks, this year’s mtk.mf. could have ended up being a memorial for my short lived, beautiful regretless life. That’s why I’m here today to talk to you about the dangers of MAC N’ CHEESE. Mac n’ cheese you wonder? But it’s just a delicious decadent cheesey snack… oh no my innocent friends. Mac N’ Cheese can cause your entire apartment to smell like burnt metal, with an unbearable chemical stench in the air, leaving even Christine Todd Whitman to advise you to evacuate the premises…. And so with no money for professional cleaning (again i’m unemployed) I leave today on my green chariot, with my apartment windows open, and set out for fresher air East of this island… I only hope that you all arrive safe so I can greet you with open arms Thursday, to begin our weekend long extravaganza… good luck, godspeed, and remember be weary of mac n’ cheese, it’s not just the saturated fat that’ll kill ya.